Scott writes short summaries for Josh's top ten greatest freakouts. If he
can interest an editor, he will add in more details, such as background
characters, weather, deeper motives and blatant lies later.
Scott re-reads a freakout page.
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10; When Josh saw Bart Simpson on a billboard and thought it was after him.
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9: Josh finds his shoes in the hall closet instead of kicked into the corner.
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8: Josh learns that CSI is not entirely truthful.
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7: Josh eats a stick of butter and has a brain attack.
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6: Josh is fooled into thinking 'Titus' has been renewed, when he learns he is wrong, he destroys a great many things.
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5: Josh learns his ABCs, cries, sets fire a car (this takes place when he was seven).
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4: Josh stays up all night, thinks Oscar the Grouch is talking to him, cries etc. (this took place last week).
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3: Josh realizes he is not, in fact, a police officer named George Punchcrotch. Attacks a SWAT team.
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2: Josh edits an article on Wikipedia, when his typos are corrected, he swears revenge on author, who, by pure coincidence, was Scott Chen.
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1: Josh sees the horror movie 'The Gate', develops fear of looking in mirrors, fear of watermelon and fried chicken too, for no reason. Is sued by ACLU for last two.
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