Gainesville Rock City

The Never Ending Quest - Episode 69423

"Butter Me Up Some Brains Right Now"

On a dare at a party one night, Josh raided the host's refrigerator and ate a full stick of butter. It immediately affected his system worse than the three beers he had shotgunned fifteen minutes earlier. Josh usually refered to these incidents as a "brain attack". He immediately dropped to the floor, tore his clothes off, and began screaming and ranting about his lifelong fear of Eric Bogosian.

His friends laughed long and loud at Josh's latest freak out, simply because they were so funny. They didn't find it so funny after Josh had urinated, defecated, and thrown up all over the kitchen floor...

  1. Ewww...
  2. A really drunk partygoer decides to "go swimming".
  3. And that's why Josh was banned forever from Gainesville, Florida!

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