Dopes to Infinity

One day in early 1992, a fifteen year old Josh Burbank was riding in the car with his parents down a busy suburban highway when he saw a large billboard for the local Fox affiliate advertising The Simpsons. The image of Bart Simpson aiming his slingshot towards the point of view of everyone and anyone who could see the billboard caused Josh to have a nasty freak out in the backseat of his parents' car. There was a lot of screaming and crying, as well as Josh blurting out something about his lifelong fear of Lawrence Welk.

Did I mention that Josh messed in his pants?

1. No, Scott, you sure didn't.
2. This sounds like a great TV series.
3. Scott comes back to elaborate further on this story.

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