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Josh Burbank's life is optioned for a television show.
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They hire Ben Affleck to play current Josh.
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Unfortunately they hire Josh to play current Josh.
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They hire Kevin Smith to play nine-year old Josh. Oddly, this works out.
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Fortunately, for the sake of all humanity, Fox had optioned the series, so they cancel it before the ink on the contract is dried. Then Fox tries to cancel the entire state of Nebraska and fails.
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Scott is hired to play Josh.
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Josh is hired to play Scott. Enraged, Scott hits Josh with a bagel and is confused when it fails to detonate (Josh DIES, of course, but the bagel doesn't explode).
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Scott Baio is hired to play Paco the Samurai Jelly Bean and also Reaibn.
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Blockbuster sues because Mike Cain is part of the movie. In protest, every single Blockbuster is carefully evacuated and burned down by angry Americans.
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