Larry

The Never Ending Quest - Episode 67465

Larry the Cable Guy bursts in through the back door, completely shattering it and the frame, though the door had been left slightly open by Gerbil. He weilds a chainsaw and in moments, the zombie is harmless.
Idiotically, Larry is one of the rare few who could also detect zombies so it wasn't too much a deus ex machina for him to have shown up. Still, it was Larry.

  1. Ask him why he sucks so bad.
  2. Cry and run away before he could pathetically fail to tell another joke.
  3. Ask why he ate Jeff Foxworthy. When he protests he did not, threaten to commit suicide unless he explains.
  4. Run in circle and make loud hooting noises.
  5. Put Gerbil out of his misery with a bullet to brainstem.
  6. Throw Gerbil at Larry.
  7. Your other neighbor, de-brainwashing expert Evert Kook, appears. He still thinks you are part of Scientology.

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