They Threw Me Out of Church

The Never Ending Quest - Episode 67476

It's about this time that your other neighbor entered: Everett Evert Kook, an expert on "de-brainwashing". Unfortunately, he is also convinced that you have "fallen victim" to Scientology. Despite your claims to the contrary, Mr. Kook has vowed to do everything he can to "rescue" you.

"SCIENTOLOGY FALLS TODAY!" Kook yells as he brandishes a sword he purchased at a pawn shop. "It's time for an intervention!"

"Goddamn it, Mr. Kook!" you yell as you dodge an attack from the Zombie Queen. "We sort of have more pressing matters right now!"

"GIT-R-DONE!" yells Larry the Cable Guy.

  1. Gerbil, now a zombie, rises.
  2. Kook "accidentally" stabs Larry in the groin.
  3. Larry takes the opportunity to make a stupid joke.
  4. The Zombie Queen attacks Kook.
  5. Scientologists rush into the apartment.
  6. Zombie Scientologists stumble into the apartment.
  7. Everyone is rescued by Robot Abe Vigoda.

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