I Whipped Batman's Ass

"Of all the people in the world, we got rescued by Larry the Cable Guy?!" exclaims Gerbil
"Git-r-done!" snickers Larry.

You can no longer hold your tongue when it comes to Larry.

"Goddamn it, Larry, why in the hell do you suck so badly?" you yell. "My god, you've built an entire franchise on borderline racist jokes, stupid catchphrases, and worn out stereotypes of anyone from the American south! You're ruining comedy, Larry, even worse than family friendly sitcoms and Carrot Top! What the hell do you have to say for yourself, Larry?!"

There's an awkward silence, and then, the Cable Guy finally speaks:

"I've got three words for PETA: chicken fried steak! Ha ha ha!"

1. Larry breaks character and seriously addresses your question.
2. Gerbil angrily leaves the room.
3. Josh Burbank and Scott Chen enter the room, tap dance for ten seconds, then leave.
4. The zombie queen is resurrected. You, Gerbil and Larry run like hell.
5. The zombie version of Wesley Willis storms into the room.

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