The Mother Of All Bad Trips

The alien looks at the sky. "Creeber bumcakes! Seventeen parsecs to the coin!"

He then vomits up what looks like a bucketful of half-digested pills and a handful of GI Joe action figures, and collapses into a twitching, burbling heap.

A second alien has climbed out of the porthole of the UFO, and is now sitting on the craft's top, dancing to music only he can hear. He mumbles incoherently and collapses to the roof, where he begins picking at one of his toenails.

Sara and Jasper leap back as the UFO's hatch pops open. A third Gray emerges.

"CAN'T HEAR MY OWN THOUGHTS! MAKE THE VOICES STOP! MAKE THEM STOP!" he screams. "THE FUCKING DOG CAN TALK! I WON'T DO IT! I WON'T I WON'T I WONT--"

He runs down the road and runs headfirst into a sign, still screaming. He gets up and continues running again, hits a guardrail and falls over into the creek. They hear him run screaming into the woods, his high-pitched voice growing fainter and fainter.

1. They go into the UFO to try to find what happened.
2. They go into the UFO and take it on a joyride..
3. Josh emerges, his eyes red and runny. He's coughing and holding a giant smoking bong. He offers them a hit.
4. An angry, methed-out Brock Samson emerges from the UFO. He's holding Josh and Scott by their throats.

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