Inside the UFO

The Never Ending Quest - Episode 80156

Sitting inside the UFO, surrounded by a sheer maze nf button-filled consoles, random levers, technological hoo-hah and video screens, is Jeff Foxworthy. "Hiya, folks." he says. "I've made like a buhmillion dollars only because most other comedians are so crappy my few bits of genuine humour seem like genius in comparisin!"
Sara round-house kicks him the spleen. "That's for 'Blue Collar TV' you hack! That Larry moron is an idiot! So is Ron! Where did you find those guys, the night shift at Denny's?"
Meanwhile, Jasper has gone quietly insane because he had remembered that 'Larry The Cable Guy: Health Inspector' movie.
"AAAAH!" Jasper screams and tries to devour the pilot's seat. "Flabbity- bloosh and the monkey zipper!"
Sara tears at her own hair and tries to head-butt the coffee machine. She misses. "Poop jokes from forty year old men! WHY GOD WHY?"

  1. Jeff apologizes.
  2. Jasper finds a bacon sandwhich.

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