Alien Gas

The Never Ending Quest - Episode 79392

A huge, bloated green head appears out of a porthole in the blobby, metallic UFO.
"HOLY SHIT!" says the clerk. "Four bucks a gallon?"
Jasper looks at Sara. "I don't get it. I thought this place had been abandoned for eight years. It's only thanks to Bush and the International Conspiracy that gas went up."

  1. The alien says this episode is social commentary.
  2. The alien looks at the sky. "Creeber bumcakes! Seventeen parsecs to the coin!" He then vomits.
  3. The ufo carefully steals all the gas.
  4. Jasper wets his pants.
  5. The International Conspiracy appears, all three of them. Dick Cheney, Dan Quayle and One Stan.

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