Poopspasm

"ALLAHU ACKBARD!" you scream. The fact that you don't know what an "Ackbard" is isn't important right now. You charge the pile of purple poop.

You stab it with your steely knives, but you just can't kill the beast.

1. the REAL Akbar runs through the scene. "It's a trap!" he screams.
2. The poop stabs you back. A battle to the death ensues.
3. a pointless, inane battle between various child-stars ensues in the background.
4. Something clubs you. You wake up on Sesame Street.
5. ...you wake up on Sesame Straat. Evil Elmo is trying to stab you in the groin.
6. Wait..what IS an ackbard?
7. Aftewards, you decide to head for drinks at the Hotel California's bar.

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