A Man Has to Go Back to the Cross Road Before He Finds Himself

As you come to, your head is screaming in pain. This is much worse than even the worst hangover you have ever endured in your wild past.

Wiping the sleep from your eyes, you slowly realize that this place you woke up at looks very familiar. Is it? It is! You're on Sesame Street!

Oddly enough, you wake up on Sesame Street during the ongoing "Occupy Sesame Street" protest, as hundreds of disenchanted and angry young adults are protesting the elite one percent that somehow made millions and millions of dollars operating on this seemingly peaceful side street. An army of cops and riot squad members are at the other end of the street.

Caught in the middle are all of the well-known inhabitants of Sesame Street: Big Bird, Elmo, Bert and Ernie, the Count, everyone. Only Oscar the Grouch seems to be safe, as he never left the safety of his trash can.

What do you do?

1. You realize that a police officer was the one who knocked you out earlier.
2. Join the protesters.
3. Try to escape.
4. You defy good taste by knocking over the urn containing Mr. Hooper's ashes.
5. Heckle Bert and Ernie by insinuating they are homosexual lovers. Just like everyone else before you has done!

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