Looking Over from My Hotel Window

Seven hours later, you stumble out, drunker than shit. You're so drunk that you have no idea that you are now barreling through a false wall in the grand hall.

Wow, the Hotel California has an elaborate network of secret passageways and rooms behind the scenes? It sure does, son! The halls are a little dusty, and there's a peculiar smell that isn't that overpowering, but there's enough light around to see where you're going.

Before you can try to make your way back to your room, the fake wall closes back up, and you're too wasted to figure out how it works. Whatever, though. Drunken exploring sounds fun right about now. Hell, maybe there's a place to crash around here somewhere, or even better, another chance for a few more drinks.

Finally, you make your decision...

1. Walk east down the passage.
2. Walk west down the passage.
3. Walk north into a different passage.
4. You pass out in a heap where you were standing.
5. Suddenly, a grizzled looking Don Henley approaches you.
6. You walk a few steps and find a drunken Joe Walsh playing a guitar with only two strings left on it.
7. Find a restroom!!

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