A Bite Of...

The Never Ending Quest - Episode 77933

The skulls bites Jasper...suggestively. "Hey, baby." it somehow purrs in a voice reminiscent of Madeline Albright. "Wanna do something?" Jasper screams and throws the skull far away. Purely by coincidence, it lands in the arms of Monkey Jim, the littlest rocket scientist.
"AAAH!" screams Monkey Jim, who drops dead right there from a congenital heart defect. Jasper tries CPR for far longer then is appropiate but it is hopeless. What now?

  1. Run around.
  2. Shove Monkey Jim into that there skull-shaped hole in that there corn wall.
  3. Punch Sara.
  4. Punch Monkey Jim's corpse.
  5. Sing a song.
  6. Remind each other why he was called Monkey Jim.
  7. Go back the way they came.
  8. Suddenly, Monkey Jim's corpse rockets into the night sky and zooms off to the northeast.
  9. Steve McSteveysteve, the worst geography teacher ever, runs up, screams 'Montana borders Mexico!' and dies painlessly.
  10. Several roller skating chipmunks roll by. None of them have human names.

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