Monkey Jim Takes Flight

With a roaring noise, Monkey Jim's corpse explodes from the ground, trailing blue flame and smoke from his nether regions. The three of them jerk back to avoid being cooked.

The corpse heads over the trees and rockets away to the northeast, trailing foul-smelling smoke from behind. "We have to catch it! After it!" screams Sara.

"Why are we chasing a flying corpse again?" asks Jasper. Sara cockpunches him.

1. They charge after the flying corpse of Monkey Jim
2. Several dozen more corpses go flying overhead.
3. The corpse abruptly explodes, and showers them with candy.
4. "I got this one, guys." Josh's face swings aside on hinges to reveal a rack of surface-to-air missiles.

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