I Live in a Cake

Mr. McSteveysteve, in addition to his really bad last name, is also known as the world's worst geography teacher. Sara had him in sophomore year of high school, and to this day, she is still at a loss at how he managed to last an entire school year. She remembers how her classmates all met away from the school to discuss how much of a farce his class had become after just a few weeks. Sara and her friends all voted to simply go along with McSteveysteve's horrible lessons, if only to keep from failing the class. This meant actually having to deliberately answer a ton of questions on tests wrong when they knew the right answers, but the gamble paid off: nobody failed or got a grade lower than a C plus that year.

"Mr. McSteveysteve?" Sara asks, surprised.
"MONTANA BORDERS MEXICO!!" he giggles.

Five minutes later, Steve McSteveysteve has died painlessly at the side of the road.

"Sara, who is that guy?" asks Jasper.

1. Sara gives Jasper an earful about Steve McSteveysteve.
2. McSteveysteve came from an alternate Earth where Montana did indeed border Mexico.
3. Sara finally feels closure. This guy ruined geography for her.

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