Angry Tea

You ask him if he is angry. He replies in the negative but indicates that he wouldn't mind a cup of tea.

Same difference, you think to yourself. For making a cup of tea appears to present a greater challenge to you than it does other people. This is because

1. You have a tendecy to confuse the words "tea" and "corpse"
2. For reasons of quality control you insist in making it from inside the teapot
3. You suffer from a severely underdeveloped sense of time

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