Making Tea from Inside the Pot: the Pros and Cons

Cons:
Cramped conditions
Tea-soaked clothing (unless done naked)
Scalding with boiling water resulting in 3rd degree burns over 90% of body.

It's the final "con" that's the real bummer, you think to yourself as you are taken away in an ambulance, the paramedics trying simultaneously to stop your skin from sloughing off everywhere and to refrain from gagging at the sight.

Not only that, but they broke your lovely teapot as well.

1. no options - you're toast (or more likely, the poached egg on top of the toast)

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