We Will NEVER Know. Ever.

Fred asks Auffy, "Auffy... how is it I got to be so lucky? Here I am, in Hell, and I'm with you, this incredibly sexy .... 'woman', so to speak, and we're naked... unless I'm reading the situation wrong, we're going to have sex shortly. This seems incredibly good. So how can this be?"

And Auffy explained it to him. And it made perfect sense.

"Oh, my... of course!" said Fred. "Ahahahhaaa! Brilliant!"

"But it's a secret," Auffy cautioned, "That's why the human brain was made in such a way that it can understand the reason as it is said, but afterwards can never repeat it or put it into words in anyway."

"That's preposterous, of course I can," said Fred, "It's because... uh... you know... there's this.... thing..."

"Can we forget about that and get onto this... 'sex' you mentioned earlier?" said Auffy, slinking in closer.

1. "No, I'm afraid you've put me off."
2. "Actually, I have a headache."
3. "Sex? Before marriage? We'd go to Hell!"

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