Fred uses the lamest excuse ever.

"You flaccid piece of pork!" Auffy curses him, indignantly. "That - is the lamest excuse I have ever heard from a human." She pushes away from him. "I have never been so insulted in my entire LIFE!" The batwings shudder, expressing her rage.

"Yeah, that was pretty lame." Fred mutters to himself, watching the succubus stand and stomp away from the pool, spouting a string of insults that would melt steel. At least the threat was gone - suavely done or not. He scratches his chin and mutters to himself.

1. "It's time I got as far away from this pool as possible."
2. "I'll wait a bit - surely better women must visit this pool."
3. "Man, that was a rotten excuse."

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