Lone Shinobi

That night, a shadow stalks through the secluded gardens of the Royal Castle. That shadow is you. Somewhere, your fat ass has managed to procure black clothing, and a set of those annoying ninja socks and flip-flops that somehow enable them to move so stealthily. Twenty nine years of pursuing nerdy interests have not gone to waste - you've watched every single "American Ninja" movie ever made, and even subscribed to an Internet ninja course, which sent you a certificate upon completion. You infiltrated the castle in the classic fashion - hidden at the bottom of a haycart. Patiently waiting until midnight, you then sprang out and went in search of your quarry.

Now, concealed in some lilac bushes, you can see what you assume to be the Princess' balcony, three stories above the ground. However, there are two guards in front of you. Armored in heavy chainmail, and wielding swords and pike-axes, they seem to be well-disciplined and not sleepy at all. You wonder if they rotate the guard every twelve hours or so. Nonetheless, you must disable or sneak past these guards if you hope to lay your eyes on the prize.

1. Attempt to use hypnotic ninja techniques to knock them unconscious.
2. Sneak around them and scale the castle wall right behind their back.
3. Create a distraction of some sort to draw the guards away from their post.
4. Commit suicide by charging the guards head-on.

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