Chapter One: Preparing to die

This is a good time to die. Looking on the bright side, if I die, I won't be stuck in this casino.

Chapter One: Preparing to die

So you hate life? You hate your family? You hate your friends? You hate your job? You hate interactive stories? Then this book is for you.

Get ready for afterlife. To make the most of your afterlife, you will need to make sure you have the following:

1: Your soul, as long as it has not been sold.
2: Your birth certificate.
3: Your death certificate.
4: A document from your priest that certifies that you always have been a good lad or lass.
5: A rabbit's foot.
6: This book.

Do not proceed reading the rest of this book until you have the six items listed above. Otherwise you will be guaranteed a very unpleasant afterlife. If you have difficulty procuring any of the six items, see Appendix A.

Odd. I haven't died yet. And I need the six items. I am pretty sure I have not sold my soul. Handing over my soul via an interactive story doesn't count, does it? I already have item number six. Where do I get the rest of the items that I need?

1. Get my birth certificate.
2. Visit a coroner and request for a death certificate.
3. Visit a priest to get the required certificate.
4. Look for a rabbit's foot.
5. Check Appendix A.
6. Ignore the warning and read Chapter Two.

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