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Oh, and there was that bit about how every man in Australia seems to be named Bruce, Colin, Graham or Simon.

Three million people from coast to coast just happened to be tuned in when this lunatic American phoned up to start his hysterical rants about stereotypical Aussie behavior. Needless to say, the outcry was immediate.

Two days later, Josh Burbank was the number one topic of discussion throughout Australia and into New Zealand as well. Many people wanted the U.S. government to extradite Josh to Australia so he could face the wrath of the people he had angered so. There were still many people who now embraced Josh as some kind of cult figure, calling him "heroic" for having the nerve to attack the land down under for perpetuating these horribly embarrassing stereotypes to the rest of the world.

However, there was another issue back in America: shortly after fleeing the White House, Josh Burbank disappeared. Not even his best friends knew where he had gone to.

What will happen next?

1. Australia will just have to settle down and get used to not getting the opportunity to punish Josh.
2. A civil war splits the island continent: Josh's detractors fiercely battle Josh's acolytes.
3. Josh resurfaces somewhere in Argentina.
4. Josh resurfaces somewhere in Canada.
5. Josh has actually secretly sneaked into Australia in disguise. He will now carry out his plans of causing mass chaos and panic.
6. With Josh out of the picture, Krissy and Scott invite Beth to join them in a threesome.

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