In and Out the Chakras We Go (Formerly - Shaft Goes to Outer Space)

Kim is still shocked at her unexpected Oscar(TM) win, so she's obviously having trouble giving her thank you speech. It has as much to do with not preparing one because she felt she would never win, as well as her clear lack of intelligence and general uninterest in anything that doesn't involve being famous for being famous.

Five minutes later, Kim's nervousness has turned to great annoyance, as Lady Gaga and Katie Holmes have now rolled on to the stage, passionately engaged in one smokin' makeout session. It also appears that clothing, or whatever bizarre outfit that Gaga has created, is going to be torn off in a fit of passion in the next few seconds...

"HEY! You idiots pay attention to me!!" Kim screeches as the straight men (and more than a few women) in the crowd cheer on Gaga and Katie. Looks like Katie's dress is coming off!

Elsewhere in the audience, Tom Cruise is too busy daydreaming about L. Ron Hubbard to really give a shit. Oh, and who is that hot new male actor that's sitting across the aisle from him?

1. Kim storms off.
2. Kim beats Gaga and Katie senseless with her Oscar.
3. Ben is sued by the Church of Scientology for daring to insinuate that Cruise isn't heterosexual.
4. Forget all of that: what kind of outfit was Lady Gaga wearing?

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