Whoopi's Whoopy

The Never Ending Quest - Episode 92022

While Whoopi rambles on and on, thanking everyone and their pet cat for their support, Charlie Sheen and Scott Chen make out like crazed lovebirds, with lots of tongue, groping and soft passionate moans. The camera lingers lovingly on them, between shots of Whoopi's speech and Powerpoint presentation. For some reason, a lot of graphs are necessary.

  1. Whoopi's acceptance speech gets even weirder when she starts thanking individual dust mites, aliens from Zeta Reticuli, and several defective clones of herself.
  2. Scott Chen and Charlie Sheen get an Oscar for their performance at the Oscars.
  3. Lady Gaga and Katie Holmes make out during Kim Kardashian's Oscar speech. Kim is very annoyed.
  4. Fred Phelps pickets someone or another.
  5. Fred Phelps changes his name to Phred Phelch, finally ending a lifetime of self-denial
  6. James Woods swoops by on a wire like a ninja and slays Whoopi Goldberg with a trident.

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