Ben vs. Scientology

The Never Ending Quest - Episode 92067

Ben is surrounded at his house by Scientology lawyers. Fortunately for him a borrowed South Park DVD is visible from a window so no actual attack of the domicile occurs. But he is under seige and food supplies are running low.

  1. The ACLU parchutes in some supplies.
  2. The ACLU parachutes in some underwear clad supermodels. Cue the Yakkity-Sax music.
  3. This is the last straw. Every single person in America, including actual mobsters, rises in war against Scientology.
  4. Not much happens for a while until Fred Phelps, seeing a crowd of people, starts screaming out against gay folks. The Scientologists become confused, angry and gassy.

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