The Whale Explodes

Suddenly, from inside the moving van comes a rumbling. The workers scatter. One of them yells, "Get clear--he's gonna blow!" as he passes them.

."Oh...CRAP..." says Bill. "Guys, get down--I think this is gonna be a big one!" He pushes Sara and Jasper down behind a tree. "Cover your ears!"

Jasper starts to look around the tree, but Sara grabs his head and pulls him back behind. A second later, there's a sound of tearing meat followed a second later by a gargantuan wet explosion and rending metal. Metal shrapnel and chunks of bloody blubber spray past their tree.

A few seconds later comes a new sound. SPLUD...SPLUD...SPLUD...and the crunching sound of walls and windows as boulder-sized chunks of bloody Josh come raining down from the sky. A crash of metal and glass is immediately followed by a car alarm. A chunk of blubber the size of a small hatchback crashes through the limbs of their sheltering oak tree and hits the other side with a great soggy THUMP.

1. The blobs animate and attack. The three of them have to shelter
2. A little flummoxed, Bill calls for Help.
3. ..who calls someone ELSE, because right now, Josh is a little BEYOND Help...
4. They decide to take in some breakfast on Bill Murray's tab. They try to bring him up to speed.
5. There's an interdimensional swirling portal-thingie sitting in the middle of what's left of the truck where Josh used to be. Obviously, someone needs to explore it...

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