I Love You, You Big Dummy

Upon hearing the news, Bill and Sara bolt from the coffee shop and rush back to the store. As they get there, they see several of the workers struggling to load a semi-conscious Josh Burbank into a specially reinforced moving van.

"Hey, that guy's inside near the dairy cooler!" the crew foreman tells Murray.

Jasper stands, drenched with various body fluids and looking as white as a sheet. He is wrapped in a few towels, and the stench is obviously foul. "Boy, am I ever glad to see you guys," he says to Sara and Bill. "Hell, I'm just glad to live long enough to see anything else period!"

1. It's off to the nearest YMCA so Jasper can get cleaned up.
2. Suddenly, Jasper collapses.
3. Josh explodes after being loaded inside the truck.
4. The workers demand triple the pay from Bill Murray for such a gross job.

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