Reassurance

Sara leaps backwards from the cooling mountain of blubber that is Josh.

"Sara? You still there? SARA!" she finally hears from the receiver. She awkwardly puts it back to her ear--she'd dropped it in shock when Josh died.

"Yeah. I'm...I'm here," she says.

"Yeah, look, just stay where you are. I'll be there in just a few minutes to pick you up. Okay? We'll hit a cafe or something, grab a cup of cappuccino and talk about the way your life is going. I'll call someone to come out and clean up the mess. K? Just keep calm, take deep breaths, and try to think about someplace nice like Tahiti, or Bermuda. Someplace with warm sun and a cool breeze, with maybe some nice umbrella drinks. You like pina coladas, right? Just remember, everything's going to be fine."

1. And, everything IS.
2. Bill Murray arrives with a cleanup crew in tow. Sara and Murray find themselves in a local cafe, where she tells him everything that's happened in a breathless flood.
3. Somehow, they manage to retrieve Jasper. Yay!
4. Someone clocks Bill Murray over the head. He awakens in the Staircase Room.
5. When no one expects it, Mexico attacks!

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