Wake Up (Again)

The Never Ending Quest - Episode 89348

You expect to undergo something suitably cryptic involving Drow and ruins, but thankfully nothing of the sort occurs.

You groggily rub your eyes and start to stand up, in spite of the deep stabbing pain in your legs. You are alone in what seems to be a ruined strip mall with flickering lights. The walls are covered in graffiti. Some of the graffiti appears to be of a somewhat disturbing and possibly even eldritch nature. There is no one in sight and no noise except for the buzzing of the lamps.

You look down and see that you are wearing faded and ripped jeans, and a cryptic and undoubtedly hilarious nerd t-shirt based on a reference that you can no longer remember. You try to catch a glimpse of your face in the shattered glass lying on the floor, but every time you do so your eyes get blurry and you feel yourself about to faint.

To the north is a large department store. To the south is a long hallway with other stores. To the east is a horrible disgusting-smelling comic book store. To the west are bathrooms. You have an insistent and immediate need to relieve your bladder. This is a very important choice in determining your sense of self.

  1. Enter Men's Bathroom
  2. Enter Women's Bathroom
  3. Remain gender-indeterminate
  4. Check inventory

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