Check Inventory

You wonder how you managed to fit a crowbar into your pockets. You realize you are wearing Level 1 Adventurer's Pants, which can store up to 10 items of any size and which grant you an infallible sense of direction. They also cause plot-important people, places and/or things that you can interact with, pick up and/or kill to appear in bold. This means that you are an adventurer of some sort who has undoubtedly come to this mall for adventuring purposes.

1. Go and do some adventuring. But first go to the bathroom.
2. Examine wallet.

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