"It's just that," says the mouse, "you bear an uncanny resemblance to
"But... isn't Fred a boy's name?" you ask.
"That doesn't change the fact that you look like him. And by your stupid questions, act like him."
"Now, see here, mouse..."
"And now you're going to kill me, which would prove you are Fred."
You stop to think, "I can't eat the mouse now, it would only prove her right!"
"Okay, why would killing you prove I'm this Fred?"
"Where should I start? I was a human and was killed. Then I was reincarnated as a fungus, and killed again. Then I was reincarnated as a moth, and killed again! And in all those cases, Fred D'honaire was responsible for my death!"
You feet a sudden surge of wisdom. Lord Fred D'honaire, Duchy of Suffex, Great Kindom of Allaria. How do you know all this?
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