Horsefeathers - Episode 1

The Never Ending Quest - Episode 87984

John woke abruptly, squinting in the early morning light. His back was killing him. Why was his bed so hard?

In horror, he suddenly realized he wasn't in his bed. He was lying on concrete. Warm, faintly humming concrete.

He jerked upright, just in time to see a minivan barreling towards him. A loud honk sounded. Without thinking, he rolled to his right. The van thundered by, missing him by inches.

He managed to pull himself to his feet, ascertaining in an instant that he was standing in the center of a six-lane expressway. More cars were thundering toward him. He didn't have much time.

  1. Run for the shoulder.
  2. Run for the median.
  3. Fart.

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