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Certain that he has only moments to act, and uncertain as to how this
strange sort of magic is worked, Fred - ever the impulsive adventurer -
begins pressing the pebbled runes in front of him. Knowing nothing about
the nature of The Google, Fred simply touches the runes in a sequence
meant to spell out the most neutral of spell
words: "assistance." Before he is even 4 runes in, however, his clumsy, non-magician fingers touch the wrong rune and the box of light begins changing before his eyes. Suddenly, where once The Google and His attendant runes had been, there appears a series of tiny paintings - masterworks, all - each featuring a maiden or several maidens or several maidens and a man, each of them uncovered and intertwined in ways that remove any doubt of The Google's true nature. Fred gasps in shock and horror, but is unable to look away. Surely he is being enchanted, caught in The Google's evil web, made to feel strange stirrings that would once have been covered by a codpiece. The voice from behind him is now more insistent, "Fred! My office! Now!"
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