Don't You Ever Wash That Thing?

Why they waited so long to take legal action is anyone's guess, but there have been much longer gaps in artists or their management taking someone else to court in the history of pop music.

Ben, a Zappa fan, is deeply upset by being sued by his children (excluding Dweezil, who no longer speaks to his siblings). He is unable to focus on building his defense with his legal team, and he loses the case quite handily.

1. The punishment: Lots42 is somehow fired from the NEQ. We don't understand it, either.
2. The verdict: Ben is banished to Vancouver.
3. The running joke: Continues!
4. The response: Universally panned.
5. The storyline: Must continue!

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