McClellan....in Exile

For his multitudinous crimes against the Peoples Democratic Republic of Canada, Eh? (for a comprehensive list of them, consult your pineal gland, or visit your local agricultural extension office today!), Ben McClellan is exiled to the hellish, nigh-uninhabitable wasteland of Vancouver, British Columbia, there to lead a hardscrabble hand-to-mouth existence.

Ben finds himself in the New Amsterdam cafe, along with four other criminals who are seeking a way to escape themselves.

1. And a way presents itself--they'll be paid to drive two dilapidated clown cars filled with unstable dynamite through the Cascades to a logging camp on the other side!
2. They brood.
3. They toke.
4. They brood and toke.
5. They plot a way to assassinate the Canadian Emperor.
6. Ben had won the victory over himself. He loved Big Beaver!
7. Ben walks through that dimensional swirly-thing in the corner over there.

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