Brown Shoes Don't Make It

Apparently, he's wearing brown shoes, for one thing.

And like Zappa said a long time ago, brown shoes don't make it!

Brown shoes
Don't make it
Brown shoes
Don't make it
Quit school
Why fake it?
Brown shoes
Don't make it...

TV dinner by the pool
Watch your brother grow a beard
Got another year of school
You're okay--he's too weird
Be a plumber
He's a bummer
He's a bummer
Every summer
Be a loyal plastic robot for a world that doesn't care...
Smile at every ugly
Shine on your shoes & cut your hair

1. Be a joik and go t'woik!
2. Ben is sued by the Zappa Family Trust.
3. Wait a second, what else is Jasper wearing?

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