Resistance To Paris

The Never Ending Quest - Episode 83152

There is a resistance movement opposed to Paris's cosmic dictatorship and rampant stupidity. Evolving into a new form of life hasn't improved her IQ one iota. A now grey-haired Stephen Hawking, several M.I.T. professors, a bald Bill Gates, a lone maid sucked in by circumstances, the former President Obama, Dean Koontz, Stephen King (now legless), Topher Grace, six cheerleaders from Dubai, a monkey trainer named Miff, Warren Ellis, Garth Ennis, those two guys from WHAM! and Harlan Ellison.
Poor Harlan. Due to circumstances far beyond his control, at this point he was only alive through luck, a machine strapped to HIS wheelchair and sheer force of will.
The resistance, meeting in what used to be the Smithsonian Air and Space Museum (all museums ruled illegal six years ago) were faced with an extremely mundane problem. No running water.

  1. Someone finds a tool closet.
  2. Jack booted thugs invade.
  3. Nicole Richie shows up.
  4. Warren Ellis spots a sniper.
  5. How the hell did Topher Grace get in here?
  6. How did King lose his legs?
  7. Ellison calls everyone 'A shower of wankers, usless fools'.
  8. Obama sings the current Pokemon series theme song, which of course involves Paris.
  9. Josh Burbank shows up, dressed up like a butler.
  10. One of the cheerleaders discovers a secret underground passage to the Library of Congress; all libraries having been closed off by force years ago (all KNOWN doors closed off...the group enters...)

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