He Really IS a Tool, Isn't He?

"I don't think the lack of showers is going to be a problem, really," snaps Ellison. "After all, you people are a shower of wankers, useless fools. If only we somehow learned to harness the power of human stupidity, all of our resource problems would be solved." He scowls. "Stop whining and do without. We have a job to do."

The rest of the assembled resistance group looks at him, and then at each other.

1. Awesome beatdown follows!
2. "Then tell us, o wise one--what oh-so-brilliant idea do you have for defeating our mutual enemy?" asks Stephen King sarcastically.
3. Obama bitchslaps him into next week. Yay!
4. The Wham! guys bitchslap him into next week. Yay!
5. Jerry Pournelle and Larry Niven both bitchslap him into next week for being an irrelevant hack and for sitting on The Last Dangerous Visions for over 30 years. He cries.
6. Screw it. They get down to work out the logistics of the resistance.
7. "Yeah, that's...like...your opinion, man," says one of the cheerleaders.

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