Thus Spake Whoever

Paris Hilton has been transformed into an entity capable of living and travelling through space and time effortlessly.

As Mankind's guardian, she begins watching over Earth from space.

Sadly, even with the enhancements given to her by the creators of the Monoliths, she's still an idiot.

Under her manipulation, American Idol contestants are elected to all available cabinet positions in the US, and all remaining world elections are decided on the basis of quality of hats. The world falls to pieces, in an exquisitely fashion-conscious way.

1. The world somehow becomes a better place.
2. Let's see what the world is like after ten years of this!
3. 500 years later, Josh's hibernation capsule falls into an idiot's apartment from a giant pile of garbage outside...

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