Understanding California Women
The Never Ending Quest - Episode 82783
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Late one night in solitary, Paris Hilton wakes up from a bizarre dream
where she was conquering the North Pole with two dachshunds and a pony
named Horsie Martin. As Santa Claus himself was surrendering to Paris and
her mighty brigade, she began to wake up. Paris could sense something wasn't right. She heard some unworldly noises as she shook out the cobwebs, and wiped the sleep from her eyes. Once she's alert, she sees something. A large, black monolith stands at the foot of her bed. Having never seen 2001, or any decent movie that wasn't a mindless teenage sex comedy, or some godawful slasher film starring three C-level young stars and Bruce Campbell, Paris fails to realize the significance of the appearance of the monolith. However, it does scare the piss out of her, not literally, though. Scooting back on her bed as far as she can go, Paris points in fear at the monolith.
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Ben McClellan
10/9/2008 9:39:43 PM
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