Problems For Josh

The Never Ending Quest - Episode 82735

See, Josh had signed up for the National Guard due to extreme boredom but it was invalidated by the charity work he was doing for businesses related to the college. But now since the paperwork showed the charity 'never happened', the Army comes for Josh, he is years behind on training for his National Guard unit and besides, they'd all been sent over to Chile to help with a mini-famine. Josh's charity work would be awesome in helping sort out the details of the famine.
Josh argues that if the Army recognizes his charity work, then they'd recognize the charity work would invalidate his commitment TO the Army.
This oddly logical (for Josh) argument would have worked, thanks to bueracratic streamlining done by Homeland Security. Except for one problem. The three men and one women needed to sign off on his paperwork had been called up by THEIR National Guard units to go to Afghanistan. The backup interns that would process the paperwork were on weeklong vacations in order to learn how to process paperwork more gooder.
Josh did have a grace period to contest legal difficulties with the National Guard. It was six days. If he goes past the grace period, he would be arrested.
Recognizing defeat, Josh enters the plane for Chile. This being the Army, it was a privately hired eighteen-seater, costing seven grand more then was possibly needed. At least all seats were filled. That was something. Josh leans back and tries to catch some zzzs.

  1. The plane lands in Chile.
  2. The plane lands on the farthest point of Chile from the disaster. Joy.
  3. The plane crash-lands on LOST island. The crew vanishes, two soldiers are eaten by a ghost monster and Josh loses his pants.
  4. The plane lands in Australia. Jesus Christ.
  5. The plane lands ten hours in the past. Is that a chomping sound Josh hears?
  6. The plane lands in the mirror universe. Josh's evil double is the benevolent dictator of Brazil.
  7. The plane lands in Texas. What the hell?
  8. The plane lands on the moon. Apparently there is air here. NASA just forgot to tell everyone. Josh pees for seven miles.

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