Kill All the White Man

The Never Ending Quest - Episode 82431

Soon to be ex-vice president of the United Snakes, Dick Cheney runs into the staircase room, and quickly leans against the teal sofa trying to catch his breath. Cheney's face is an alarming shade of red, and it's only getting worse by the energy he's wasting by trying to inhale all of the oxygen in the hemisphere.

Sara emerges from the kitchen with her tray of Dick Cheney cookies. The sight of the vice president gasping for breath doesn't throw her off at all. "Would you like a cookie, Mr. Vice President?" she asks.
"Go fuck yourself!" Cheney replies.
"That's not very nice, Mr. Vice President, but neither has anything President Bush has done in the past few years!"

Jasper runs in, with his eyes as wide as saucers. "Is that Dick Cheney?" he asks. "Dick, why did you shoot your hunting partner?"

Still trying to catch his breath, Cheney pulls out a Glock and shoots Jasper in both of his knees.

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