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"Ah!" says Cheney, shooting Jasper right in the groin. "AHHHHH!!!!!!" screams Jasper, falling to the ground and writhing in pain. "My berries!" "And you!" says Cheney, shaking his head at Sara, "you cant just over-generalize and say that everything Bush has done has been wrong. That's whats wrong with you liberals, you can't see that every president makes mistakes. These years have been hard ones, but Bush and I have done the best we can." Sara places her hands on her waist. "Yes I can!" she yells, "I am a registered Democrat and a member of the ACLU and.." *BANG* is the explosion as Cheney shoots her in the head. "hmmm" he mutters, walking out the door. "That wasn't so bad..." Just then Josh looks up from the TV for the first time. He sees Cheney walking out. "Hey Dick!" he yells "did I hear gunfire?" "Um... let's say no," says Cheney, then beats a hasty retreat. Josh shrugs and goes back to watching TV. How long does it take for Josh or Scott to find Sara and Jasper's corpses?
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