Liberals!

The Never Ending Quest - Episode 82435

Suddenly, ten college age liberal hipster jerks run in. "Nobody do anything!" cries a short, pudgy man in an orange hoddie. "Everything is offensive!"
"What the hell?" cries Scott, having gotten behind a statue somehow.
"Aaahh!" screams a tall woman with green hair. "Religous expression! I'm athiest! Stop oppressing me!"
"Weirdo." Scott says.
"ABLEIST LANGUAGE!" screeches another female, this one in dreads. "ABLEIST! AAAH! STATUE! MUSLIMS DISLIKE IMAGES OF PEOPLE!"
In a rare expression of common sense, Dick asks "Woman, are you Muslim?"
"No..." she mutters as doubt crosses her face. Then the ten newcomers realize this is Dick Cheney.
"WHITE MALE OPPRESSER CHENEY!" they scream. All pull pocketknives and rush the old man. Four trip over Jasper, still bleeding. They leap up and continue rushing the ex-V.P.

  1. Dick shoots them all.
  2. Dick pulls a gun. The idea of someone defending themselves from attack sends all the liberals into mental shutdown.
  3. Richard Nixon rushes in with a taser-machine-gun to defend his brother-in-evil.
  4. Ten conservatives rush in and collide with the liberals. Everyone trips.

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