Astra Learns Reality
The Never Ending Quest - Episode 81488
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"Oh my Aphrodite!" Astra screams while pacing the small shoreline of the
bathing lagoon. "I thought you could only get pregnant
if you had sex with the husband your parents chose for you!" "No, no, sweetie." Alfred said in a rare moment of compassion. "How do you think all us commoners and peasents and merchant-men get married?" "Your parents don't choose your spouses?" "No. We do." "WEEEIRD. No wonder you guys are all messed up." "Messed up? Honey child, lookit your feet! Why you think you have six toes on each foot?" "To balance better! It's an evolutionary advantage because we're blessed by the gods!" "That doesn't even make sense! You forget, I butled for the king! I read all his stuff while he's asleep! Your parents were cousins! There's a reason that Farmer Bob tends to take his sheep down the road to Farmer Jim when he needs to make more baby sheep." Astra nods. "No wonder our castle sheep tend to have three heads and float."
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