We all knew this was bound to happen eventually...

"I am not gay!" screams TV's Screech from one of the emergency exits.

Tim LaHaye runs in from another door. "I AM **NOT** A FUNDIE HACK!"

The Bumblebee of the Transformers movie jumps through the plate-glass window. "I DO NOT LIKE PIE!" he screams.

William Shatner falls from the rafters overhead. "I AM NOT CAPTAIN KIRK!" he screams as he smashes a hole in the floor.

Judd Winick chops through the wall with a fireaxe. "I DO NOT FUCKING MISS PEDRO!" hs shrieks.

"I AM NOT A MILF!" screams Sarah Palin as she climbs into the room through the drain.

"I AM **NOT** A TRANSSEXUAL NAMED 'DAVE!'" shrieks Ann Coulter, trying and failing to hide her Adam's Apple behind her hand.

"'I DON'T LIKE SPAM!" screams Lots, as he gates in through a tesseract.

"I DON'T WRITE SLASH FICTION ABOUT PREDATORS!" screams The Living End, as he runs through the scene wearing a bumblebee costume.

1. And so it goes.
2. More stuff happens, and more people run in.
3. The cops charge in and demand to know where everyone was on June 43 of this year.
4. Something or another happens, or doesn't, because we're pretty easy this way.
5. I am disturbed because it just occured to me that someone, somewhere DOES write slash fanfiction featuring Predators...

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