These Are the Finest Queen Boys I've Ever Seen

Green Arrow stands by the dusty magazine rack, not even bothering to hide the fact that he's checking Jasper's hinder out. Pretty soon, Sara and Jasper notice the superhero watching them.

"Hey, what are you looking at? Jasper's ass?" Sara giggles.
"What's he gonna do with all that junk, all that junk inside that trunk?" asks Green Arrow.
"The Green Arrow is gay! He's gay, I tell you!" a suddenly nervous Jasper exclaims.

Green Arrow laughs heartily. "Oh, come on! I'm not gay! Hell, you all should know I'm married to Black Canary, and besides, if I were gay, I wouldn't be hiding it! I'd probably be one of Judd Winick's writing gimmicks, but what can you do? I mean, come on, Judd! We all know you miss Pedro, but you don't need to awkwardly work in sexuality issues into every single comic book you write! Also, I may not be gay, but everyone knows that Batman plays for the other team!"

Suddenly, the door to the cooler is kicked open, and Batman stands in the entrance. Storming towards the front door, the Dark Knight has only one thing to say:

"I am NOT gay!"

Sara and Jasper have stopped dancing, stunned more by the Caped Crusader's sudden appearance, and not just because he denied being gay. Green Arrow finally laughs, breaking the awkward silence.

"Ha ha ha, that Bruce! He's got some issues to work out, not at all unlike that horror writer from Illinois who I've been reading. I should say, trying to read, because this guy's crap is completely unreadable. If you find a book written by a guy named Pacione, just burn it!"

1. Sara and Jasper resume dancing.
2. Suddenly, Batman comes back. What hijinks is he up to now?
3. Several more people charge in, screaming they're "Not ____," where ____ is usually something batfuck insane.

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