Copyright Violation Fever

Sara whirls and dances in the center of the store's floor, beneath the light of the disco ball, disco-dancing to "Do The Hustle" like her life depended on it. Somewhere in the past few seconds, she's somehow changed into a flowing dress and knee-length suede platform boots, complete with scarf and afro. Jasper huddles close to the wall, in awe of her mad disco skeelz in spite of wishing he were someplace else. He never did feel comfortable in these situations.

She goes over to Jasper and drags him out into the middle of the floor. "Come over here," she says, bumping her hips against him plafully.

"But I don't know how to dance!" Jasper protests.

"Just follow my lead," says Sara. "Just relax and let yourself go with the music!"

1. And he's a natural! They totally dominate the dance floor! Okay, it's in the middle of a convenience store, but still...
2. Jasper's pretty bad. He cries and runs away.
3. Jasper's so awful that he sucks the talent and soul out of the entire world.
4. Sara trips over her platform boots and falls through the floor, carrying Jasper with her.
5. Green Arrow wanders in and checks out Jasper's butt. But he's definitely not gay.

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