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There are people out there who really do write slash fiction involving Predators! And here are two of them now:

Nicholas Kane of Mason City, Iowa was never the same after the first Predator movie came out twenty-odd years ago. Kane was just eleven years old when he secretly watched his parents' rental copy of the movie, and the experience never left it. In fact, it could be argued that it stunted his development for a few years, as he went through a late puberty, and didn't realize he had sexual feelings until he was sixteen. By then, some of his classmates were dating regularly, and a few were even sexually active, which made Nick Kane look all the more awkward.

Ever since high school, Kane has been writing slash stories about scores of public figures engaging in sexual activities with Predators. He didn't start posting them onto the internet until 2001, and at least three of his stories end up causing him some unwanted harassment by how depraved those writings are per year.

Nicholas Kane still lives in his parents' basement, and hasn't had a date since 1996. His entire existance revolves around the stupid stories he creates.

On the other hand, Otis Young of Wheaton, Illinois wrote his first Predator slash story as a joke in 1997. It became a minor sensation, and you can still find the one or two references to it even today on blogs and MySpace profiles. He's only written a few more since then, just to satisfy the very small following the original slash story has, but unlike Kane, his life doesn't revolve around them.

Regardless, something needed to be done about Kane and Young...

1. Kill them both!
2. Kane dies, Young is spared.
3. Young is killed, Kane is...also killed.
4. Something else?

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